Population | 20.029 billion |
Capital | Teslico City |
Leader | Grand Emperor Teslich |
Faith | Majora Worship |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Changeling |
The Empire of Teslico is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Teslich with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.029 billion Teslicoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teslico City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Teslicoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 144,427 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Teslicoans any less frightened, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Teslico City make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teslico's national animal is the Changeling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Majora Worship.
Teslico is ranked 64,530th in the world and 681st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 744.75169002528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Teslico, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Teslico City make great practice for foreign snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Teslico, the arms industry is strictly regulated.