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Most Advanced Public Transport: 372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,199th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Through Strength, Power, Through Power, Victory
Grand Emperor Teslich
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Teslico

Population20.029 billion

CapitalTeslico City
LeaderGrand Emperor Teslich
FaithMajora Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalChangeling

The Empire of Teslico is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Teslich with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.029 billion Teslicoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teslico City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teslicoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 144,427 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Teslicoans any less frightened, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Teslico City make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teslico's national animal is the Changeling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Majora Worship.

Teslico is ranked 64,530th in the world and 681st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 744.75169002528 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,199thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,298thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,205thLargest Black Market: 5,228thLargest Governments: 5,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,342ndHighest Economic Output: 7,655thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,485thBest Weather: 8,674thMost Developed: 8,825thLowest Crime Rates: 8,946thMost Cultured: 9,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,663rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,885thHighest Food Quality: 14,654thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,487thSmartest Citizens: 16,841stMost Efficient Economies: 22,387thHighest Average Incomes: 24,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,090th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235th in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 413th in the regionLargest Black Market: 437th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 475th in the regionBest Weather: 495th in the regionMost Developed: 499th in the regionMost Cultured: 516th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 564th in the regionMost Stationary: 681st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 717th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 860th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 961st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,022nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Teslico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslico, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Teslico City make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslico, the arms industry is strictly regulated.

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