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Most Devout: 202ndMost Cultured: 227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 270th
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Tessen

Population35.03 billion

CapitalLiberty
LeaderPresident James Reagan
Faiththe Lutheran Church

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Republic of Tessen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President James Reagan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 35.03 billion Tessens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tessen economy, worth an astonishing 12,537 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,914 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, several inches are being added to first class seating, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime is totally unknown. Tessen's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Lutheran Church.

Tessen is ranked 239,640th in the world and 4th in American Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 9.12 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 202ndMost Cultured: 227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 270thHighest Economic Output: 280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 349thHighest Disposable Incomes: 386thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 438thLargest Retail Industry: 448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595thRudest Citizens: 595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 672ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 871stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,007thLargest Populations: 1,147thHighest Average Incomes: 1,171stMost Efficient Economies: 1,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,623rdSmartest Citizens: 1,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,769thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,079thMost Developed: 2,289thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,688thMost Avoided: 2,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,011thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,068thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,607thMost Influential: 5,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,618thHealthiest Citizens: 6,125thLargest Governments: 6,372ndSafest: 6,431stLargest Mining Sector: 6,444thNudest: 6,733rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,464thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,265thMost Stationary: 19,764th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Tessen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Tessen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, Tessen novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about President James Reagan.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.

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