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Teufelvolk

Population24.847 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.847 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 15,794 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 635,653 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Happiness is all being miserable together, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, Mantises with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 588th in the world and 14th in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,036.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34thHighest Disposable Incomes: 49thRudest Citizens: 51stMost Avoided: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64thHighest Average Incomes: 94thMost Devout: 106thHighest Economic Output: 117thLargest Retail Industry: 191stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 196thFattest Citizens: 228thHighest Poor Incomes: 273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 320thMost Efficient Economies: 356thLargest Governments: 356thMost Ignorant Citizens: 372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376thMost Stationary: 386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412thMost Subsidized Industry: 438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 830thLargest Black Market: 921stTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,849thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,982ndLargest Populations: 3,299thLowest Crime Rates: 5,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,355thTop
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Most Influential: 9,312thHighest Drug Use: 9,742ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,489thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,828thNudest: 12,869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,721st
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 198th in the regionNudest: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 311th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Mantises with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, third world countries are rich in "I Love Groznyj Grad" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling.

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