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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th
The Dominion of
Left-Leaning College State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Teufelvolk

Population26.272 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.272 billion Teufelvolkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 20,743 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 789,557 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 99,507th in the world and 3,329th in the Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 48.22 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Mining Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Retail Industry: 47thLargest Black Market: 56thMost Avoided: 62ndHighest Economic Output: 66thMost Efficient Economies: 74thMost Devout: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thRudest Citizens: 138thMost Subsidized Industry: 147thFattest Citizens: 231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246thHighest Disposable Incomes: 268thMost Stationary: 364thLargest Governments: 391stMost Ignorant Citizens: 522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,210thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,989thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,744thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,937thLowest Crime Rates: 6,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,180thTop
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Nudest: 10,969thMost Influential: 11,523rdHighest Drug Use: 12,759thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,138th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 168th in the regionNudest: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 627th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Teufelvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the children of Teufelvolk are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.

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