The Republic of Texas and New Mexico is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.239 billion Texas and New Mexicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Texas and New Mexicoan economy, worth 302 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,049 Silver Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", happiness is all being miserable together, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas and New Mexico's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Texas and New Mexico is ranked 153,173rd in the world and 2nd in The Cosmere for Nudest, with 128.75 cheeks per square mile.
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Texas and New Mexico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, happiness is all being miserable together.
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Texas and New Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, the official Texas And New Mexicoan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Texas and New Mexico, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
