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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 571stMost Influential: 958thMost Devout: 1,650th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Texas States

Population5.852 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.852 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 985 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 168,336 1000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Air Texas States is rumored to receive more government funding than the Texan Air Force, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 5,980th in the world and 312th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 136.48 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 571stMost Influential: 958thMost Devout: 1,650thTop
Most Armed: 3,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,410thBest Weather: 4,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,417thRudest Citizens: 5,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,056thLargest Retail Industry: 6,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,721stMost Efficient Economies: 7,171stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,897thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,269thLowest Crime Rates: 10,704thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,738thHighest Average Incomes: 10,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,482ndTop
Largest Governments: 12,349thMost Developed: 12,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,766thLargest Black Market: 14,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,693rdHighest Economic Output: 18,823rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,194thSmartest Citizens: 22,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,104thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,116th
Most Devout: 68th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 108th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 312th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 357th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 364th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 504th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 551st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 567th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 598th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 601st in the regionLargest Governments: 618th in the regionLargest Black Market: 621st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 658th in the regionMost Developed: 727th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 753rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 841st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 908th in the region

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