by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 596thMost Influential: 922ndMost Devout: 1,724th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Texas States

Population4.265 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.265 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 670 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,270 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Texan Embarrassments, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 195,075th in the world and 8,570th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.81 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 596thMost Influential: 922ndMost Devout: 1,724thTop
Most Armed: 3,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,957thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,790thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,377thBest Weather: 6,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,693rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,703rdRudest Citizens: 7,286thLargest Retail Industry: 9,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,057thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,578thHighest Average Incomes: 11,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,475thLowest Crime Rates: 12,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,556thMost Developed: 13,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,709thLargest Black Market: 15,743rdLargest Governments: 16,750thMost Conservative: 16,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,030th
Most Devout: 68th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 104th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 339th in the regionBest Weather: 353rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th in the regionRudest Citizens: 388th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 422nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 458th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 465th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 529th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 543rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 550th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 671st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 748th in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 778th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 800th in the regionLargest Governments: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texas States was endorsed by The People's Democratic Empire of Sopernia.
  • : Texas States was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Texan Embarrassments.
  • : Texas States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Texas States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Texas States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Texas States was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 237 » Shibutani, Orado, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Pazair, Wisconsota, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Dreadton, Zumlandia, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dabarastan, Fizban, Trillius, Guer Aike, Zyvetskistaahn, Notyoutopia, Bearical, Ravendi, Daiz, Lorigia, Interdimensional Zone, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, and 187 others.Ethnon, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Holy Oranz, Misthas, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Cobleck Weleis, Abject Ludicrosity, Austral States of America, Napnomadia, Prydania, Wilkshire, Kasazzastan, Loli County, Makersaulache, Minuda, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Merconitonitopia, Serendipita Martia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Noahs Second Country, Tachycardia, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, Clan Barrnary, The New Communist Republic Of States, Anungu, Dakota Territories, Hyphen, Azzarel, South Almyra, Psychotic Vegans, Alamei, Arimbia, Amblegreserland, Aetulia, Wit Noreis, Antiyard, Asgardira, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Freyford, Wolvenland, Ataraxia Somnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Abiswashyo-bhumi, MiaryBhalzhack, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Xyrron, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Clan Spaniel, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, New Lakemba, Plangainer, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Nisastria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Greater New America, New Octicarg, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Zeternia, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Dylanana, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Walter Jackson, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Fayyayid, Arichia, Joodey, Solskjar, Palisede, Tenjistan, Smesh, Simone Republic, Alyrria, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Orogonia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Kahlo, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Yalgora, U S Eh, Maclare, Animu Place, Madjack, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Erubetia, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Solcius, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Amprak, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Unsophisticate, Rozarus, Abonland, and Sopernia.

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