|Capital||Lone Star City|
|Currency||1000 Ton of Gold|
The United States of Texas States is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.852 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 985 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 168,336 1000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Air Texas States is rumored to receive more government funding than the Texan Air Force, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Green Tea🍵 Addicted Nation of Tringapore.
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Palgo.
- : Texas States endorsed The Commonwealth of Healiopolis.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, Air Texas States is rumored to receive more government funding than the Texan Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Healiopolis.
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