Population | 20.409 billion |
Capital | The Kitchen |
Leader | The Cook |
Faith | Thanksgiving |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | turkey |
The Dining Room Full of Thanksgiving Dinner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Cook with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 20.409 billion Thanksgiving Dinnerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kitchen. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Thanksgiving Dinnerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,872 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 238,744 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown. Thanksgiving Dinner's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving Dinner is ranked 19,745th in the world and 2nd in Thanksgiving for Most Stationary, with 1,636.21556393248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Following new legislation in Thanksgiving Dinner, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.