The Protectorate of The 1st Unfallious Embassy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.579 billion 1st Unfallious Embassyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 1st Unfallious Embassyian economy, worth 716 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,829 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 1st Unfallious Embassy's national animal is the Pigeon.

The 1st Unfallious Embassy is ranked 130,922^nd in the world and 30^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.65 law-abiding acts per hour.