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Most Secular: 165th Most Subsidized Industry: 326th Largest Information Technology Sector: 434th
The Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God is Dead
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Almighty Country

Population9.406 billion

CapitalRulingrad
LeaderLeader
FaithXD

CurrencyTiempo
AnimalAnimal

The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.406 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Comrade economy, worth a remarkable 2,664 trillion Tiempoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 283,314 Tiempoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Almighty Country's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is XD.

The Almighty Country is ranked 165,677th in the world and 6,239th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Secular: 165thMost Subsidized Industry: 326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 452ndSmartest Citizens: 636thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 735thSafest: 738thLargest Governments: 750thHighest Poor Incomes: 773rdLowest Crime Rates: 902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,125thMost Inclusive: 1,254thMost Pacifist: 1,463rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,513thMost Developed: 1,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,628thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,912thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976thMost Influential: 2,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,623rdMost Cultured: 2,797thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,240thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,522ndHighest Economic Output: 3,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,596thRudest Citizens: 6,344thLargest Mining Sector: 6,369thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,191stTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,901stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,501stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,022nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionRudest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionLargest Populations: 176th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 197th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 205th in the regionNicest Citizens: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 294th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Stationary: 419th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 455th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 493rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Almighty Country.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Country, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.

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