The Armed Forces of The Alnorudian Navy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vice Amyral with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.362 billion Alnorudians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syltrevas. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alnorudian economy, worth 988 trillion Alnyrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,389 Alnyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, The Alnorudian Navy successfully hosted the NPC Home Olympics, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Alnorudian Navy's national animal is the Snow Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Seas.

The Alnorudian Navy is ranked 73,533^rd in the world and 1^st in NPC Home for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.53 law-abiding acts per hour.