Population | 14.989 billion |
Capital | New Constantinople |
Leader | Emperor Christopher Habszollern |
Faith | The Imperial Orthodox Church |
Currency | Amero |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Utopia of The American Empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Christopher Habszollern with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 14.989 billion Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient American Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,808 trillion Ameroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,371 Ameroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, Americans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Empire's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Orthodox Church.
The American Empire is ranked 202,266th in the world and 24th in The Allied States for Most Stationary, with 44.97169344032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The American Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : The American Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The American Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : The American Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : The American Empire's influence in The Allied States rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The American Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Magna Aurea"".
- : The American Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sophisticated Investors Protocol"".
- : The American Empire's influence in The Allied States rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The American Empire's influence in The Allied States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : The American Empire's influence in The Allied States rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.