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Most Developed: 1,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,419thHealthiest Citizens: 2,579th
The Utopia of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
E pluribus unum
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Shoeshiner
Caretaker
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Superb
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Frightening
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The American Empire

Population14.989 billion

CapitalNew Constantinople
LeaderEmperor Christopher Habszollern
FaithThe Imperial Orthodox Church

CurrencyAmero
AnimalBald Eagle

The Utopia of The American Empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Christopher Habszollern with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 14.989 billion Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,808 trillion Ameroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,371 Ameroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, Americans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Empire's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Orthodox Church.

The American Empire is ranked 202,266th in the world and 24th in The Allied States for Most Stationary, with 44.97169344032 days.

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Best Weather: 2,986thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,087thLowest Crime Rates: 3,154thSmartest Citizens: 3,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,595thMost Pacifist: 4,089thSafest: 4,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,586thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,589thLargest Governments: 4,685thMost Efficient Economies: 5,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,194thHighest Food Quality: 5,561stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,979thMost Cultured: 6,527thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,047thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,767thHighest Economic Output: 7,941stMost Inclusive: 8,781stNicest Citizens: 8,825thMost Secular: 10,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,220thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,162ndTop
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Nudest: 18,534thLargest Populations: 26,627th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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