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Most Devout: 44thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 166th
The Meat Worshippers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Worship the Meats
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Arbys Cult

Population13.811 billion

CapitalArby's Temple
LeaderArby's High Priest
FaithArbyism

Currencycurly fry
AnimalBeef Chicken

The Meat Worshippers of The Arbys Cult is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arby's High Priest with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.811 billion Arbyists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arby's Temple. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbys economy, worth a remarkable 3,705 trillion curly fries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,273 curly fries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 914,135 per year while the poor average 57,985, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Dessert dishes make up the Arbys breakfast menu, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arbys Cult's national animal is the Beef Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arbyism.

The Arbys Cult is ranked 10,344th in the world and 5th in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,312.2534854346 days.

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Most Devout: 44thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 166thMost Primitive: 219thMost Efficient Economies: 264thMost Subsidized Industry: 301stMost Ignorant Citizens: 395thLowest Crime Rates: 418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 787thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 940thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,261stMost Cultured: 1,339thLargest Governments: 1,408thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,818thLargest Mining Sector: 1,907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,856thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,948thHighest Economic Output: 5,352ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,791stHealthiest Citizens: 8,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,408thMost Stationary: 10,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,636thMost Influential: 11,776thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,850thMost Armed: 21,890thMost Conservative: 22,748thMost Patriotic: 26,959thLargest Populations: 29,596th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, dessert dishes make up the Arbys breakfast menu.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.

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