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Most Devout: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thMost Primitive: 439th
The Meat Worshippers of
Moralistic Democracy
We Worship the Meats
Arby's High Priest
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Arbys Cult

Population7.108 billion

CapitalArby's Temple
LeaderArby's High Priest
FaithArbyism

Currencycurly fry
AnimalBeef Chicken

The Meat Worshippers of The Arbys Cult is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arby's High Priest with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.108 billion Arbyists are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arby's Temple. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbys economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion curly fries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,849 curly fries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days, the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of The Arbys Cult. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arbys Cult's national animal is the Beef Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arbyism.

The Arbys Cult is ranked 179,444th in the world and 7th in TopCornion for Most Politically Free, scoring 36 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Devout: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thMost Primitive: 439thMost Ignorant Citizens: 578thLargest Agricultural Sector: 614thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 914thMost Efficient Economies: 922ndLowest Crime Rates: 987thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,303rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,066thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,153rdLargest Governments: 2,276thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,289thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,140thLargest Mining Sector: 3,780thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,620thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,200thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,591stHighest Average Incomes: 5,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,861stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,339thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,595thHealthiest Citizens: 9,098thBest Weather: 9,968thHighest Economic Output: 11,707thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,488thMost Armed: 12,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,943rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,332ndMost Stationary: 16,061stMost Conservative: 17,327thMost Influential: 17,427th
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Most Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of The Arbys Cult.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days.
  • : The Arbys Cult was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : The Arbys Cult was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".

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