by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,081stMost Influential: 5,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,468th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Strong Men create Good Times Good Times Create Weak Men
Doge
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Armed Savages

Population4.484 billion

CapitalSavage sector
LeaderDoge
FaithSupremacy Of Balance

CurrencyArms
AnimalDark dragon

The Empire of The Armed Savages is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Doge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.484 billion Savages are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savage sector. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Savagesian economy, worth 596 trillion Arms a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,009 Arms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, former strategic allies are threatening annihilation to The Armed Savages for reneging on weapons supply contracts, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Savages's national animal is the Dark dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supremacy Of Balance.

The Armed Savages is ranked 125,666th in the world and 2,170th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 254 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,081stMost Influential: 5,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,290thMost Developed: 9,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,815thHealthiest Citizens: 10,029thMost Inclusive: 10,355thLowest Crime Rates: 10,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,667thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,717thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,923rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,525thBest Weather: 13,071stLargest Governments: 13,340thSmartest Citizens: 13,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,265thMost Efficient Economies: 16,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,083rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,520thMost Secular: 17,530thHighest Average Incomes: 18,691stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,430thHighest Drug Use: 21,447thMost Cultured: 23,089th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 199th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 219th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionMost Developed: 291st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 324th in the regionMost Inclusive: 329th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 330th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 330th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 383rd in the regionLargest Governments: 388th in the regionMost Influential: 403rd in the regionBest Weather: 426th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 445th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 465th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 479th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 523rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 553rd in the regionMost Secular: 595th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionMost Cultured: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 732nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 754th in the regionLargest Populations: 759th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Savages, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : The Armed Savages was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Savages, former strategic allies are threatening annihilation to The Armed Savages for reneging on weapons supply contracts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Savages, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Savages, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Savages, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : The Armed Savages changed its national demonym to "Savage", its faith to "Supremacy Of Balance", its leader to "Doge", and its name to "The Armed Savages".
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Savages, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : The Armed Savages endorsed The Democratic Republic of Jove Mahmo.
  • : The Armed Savages endorsed The Federation of Federation Of Columbian Republics.

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