The Hey you join EPSA of The Atlae Isles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Calvin th3 I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.483 billion 3aster 3Ggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlarskoiy. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Atla3sian economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion karubl3s a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,743 karubl3s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and in Atlarskoiy subways and skyways roar at all hours (The Atlae Isles has found 10 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atlae Isles's national animal is the ospr3y, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atla3ism.

The Atlae Isles is ranked 198,721^st in the world and 7,847^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.