| Population | 21.597 billion |
| Capital | Neo Dargaard |
| Leader | Soth13 |
| Faith | Scientific Atheism |
| Currency | Firkin |
| Animal | Honey Bee |
The Parliamentary Monarchy of The Beer Barony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Soth13 with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.597 billion Brewers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Dargaard. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Beer Baronyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,517 trillion Firkins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,169 Firkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and Beer Baronyian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beer Barony's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.
The Beer Barony is ranked 5,055th in the world and 3rd in Free Market Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Beer Barony, Beer Baronyian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
