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Most Advanced Public Transport: 97thHighest Poor Incomes: 159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th
The Glorious Red Gay Army of
Psychotic Dictatorship
By fire and sword we salute; end the antigay.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Bloodbow Kollektive

Population17.381 billion

CapitalKolag
LeaderMikkel Sikkel
FaithGaytheism

Currencyantigay limb
Animalantigay

The Glorious Red Gay Army of The Bloodbow Kollektive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mikkel Sikkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.381 billion Bloodkolans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bloodkolan economy, worth a remarkable 6,952 trillion antigay limbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 399,997 antigay limbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bloodbow Kollektive's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.

The Bloodbow Kollektive is ranked 1,002nd in the world and 29th in The Communist Bloc for Most Developed, scoring 98.33 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 97thHighest Poor Incomes: 159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 237thMost Secular: 247thLargest Governments: 295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 325thLowest Crime Rates: 343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 719thLargest Welfare Programs: 734thLargest Mining Sector: 764thMost Subsidized Industry: 774thHighest Average Incomes: 787thLargest Black Market: 811thMost Advanced Public Education: 910thMost Developed: 1,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,050thHighest Economic Output: 1,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,208thMost Avoided: 1,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,510thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,567thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,634thMost Efficient Economies: 1,777thSmartest Citizens: 1,821stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,422ndMost Inclusive: 3,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,006thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,325thMost Authoritarian: 4,968thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,505thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,957thMost Stationary: 9,245thMost Income Equality: 9,976thLargest Populations: 11,702ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,973rdMost Extreme: 19,852ndMost Influential: 20,932ndMost Conservative: 21,697th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Bloodbow Kollektive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Bloodbow Kollektive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : The Bloodbow Kollektive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, hit TV comedies "The Big Government Theory" and "Young Mikkel Sikkel" have high ratings but low quality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bloodbow Kollektive, police nightsticks see use all day long.

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