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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Influential: 613thMost Pacifist: 7,148th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population5.132 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.132 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 369 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,908 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Bronte Dickens after national disasters, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 151,685th in the world and 6,939th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 26.25 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Influential: 613thTop
Most Pacifist: 7,148thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,302ndSafest: 7,460thBest Weather: 9,848thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,870thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,654thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,730thHealthiest Citizens: 17,905thMost Inclusive: 18,128thMost Stationary: 19,357thMost Cultured: 19,807thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,187thSmartest Citizens: 20,357th
Most Influential: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 358th in the regionMost Pacifist: 397th in the regionSafest: 408th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 486th in the regionBest Weather: 520th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 610th in the regionNicest Citizens: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 640th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 669th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 688th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 721st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 740th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 813th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 833rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 897th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 903rd in the regionMost Cultured: 946th in the region

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