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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 352nd Most Influential: 639th Largest Publishing Industry: 8,544th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population3.38 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.38 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 221 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,454 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 146,956th in the world and 7,456th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -12.25 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 352ndMost Influential: 639thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,492ndNicest Citizens: 10,547thBest Weather: 10,624thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,196thMost Pacifist: 12,659thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,146th
Most Influential: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 449th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 464th in the regionBest Weather: 574th in the regionNicest Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 629th in the regionMost Stationary: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 666th in the regionMost Pacifist: 681st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 254 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Malta Comino Gozo, Q w e r t y, Diodone, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, Boggovia, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Calamazo, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, Misuvelia, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, and 204 others.The Gamer Party, Empy, Amerian States, Kulgatha, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Wilkshire, Atain, Zeternia, Palisede, Aroa, Sundred, Sea Ghost, Pradovnia, Zokk, Babacar, The Bureaucratic Territories, Bonjoura, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, Maott, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Pasargad, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Valenair, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, New Phyrreus, Beta Cyndriel, Jefffliu, Kolorland, Kubrostavsria, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, Amauri, New Bremerton, Camarthen, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Spartoptia, Elevation, North Armatas, Plasir Grand, Indo-Pacifica, Dopeland420, Venezuelia, SORT, Lower Nubia, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vincone Cae, Beladev, Zumlandia, Sinelona, Velon, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Yummy Blubber, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Kalimora Aire, Bearical, Cool game nation, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Joodey, Federation Terra Australis, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Alunya, Ainsworth, Steraz, Elgaland-Vargaland, Ieprus, Orven, Esplandia, Necromonia, Hrysos, Neo Colorado, Niradans, ZimRobwe, Ilisseia, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Renzic, Torakuen, Wooleystan, Fayyayid, Ibiscaton, Union of Austria-Hungary, Saturns Edge, Plumas, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Zupla, Trillius, Angwayster, HereIsPotato, Ejhsa, Brettenia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Rydeum, Haor Chall, Bananoonza, 1 very fast endotarter, Lomjia, Ikea Rike, 2 and 2 is Fish, Soviet Terran, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Alpinea, Antityranicals, Kuveria, Phoronu, David Davidson, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Astrind, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Utopicican, Debussy, San Xavier, Great Javadwipa, Runeda, Penrith, Daiz, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Concordare, Seenvorland, Sockmanland, New Flos, Odrinia, Dramanian, Duerrlewang, Makersaulache, Grimandia, Cuyan, Islamic Cali, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, Landnovia, Abject Ludicrosity, Frie Annium, U S Eh, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Potestasia, Kaschovia, Prydania, Eteles, Darcania, Gorundu, United Western Federation, Tachycardia, and Angshire.

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