The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nkosi Zulu with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.051 billion Calabash Protectorateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vryheid. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Calabash Protectoratean economy, worth 212 trillion Tiles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,471 Tiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The question of 'what is Nkosi Zulu's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, the government loves seeing the little people fight, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Calabash Protectorate's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Calabash Protectorate was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Republic of Monosiland.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Commonwealth of South Bengal.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The United States of Jamonda.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The Republic of Monosiland.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The Chocolate Chip Cookie of Comfed.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The Republic of The Republic of Munich.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The People's Republic of Mactia.
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