The Most Serene Republic of The Cap Country is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 771 million Cap Countryians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cap Countryian economy, worth 66.3 trillion capsules a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,017 capsules, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime is totally unknown. The Cap Country's national animal is the drunk moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Cap Country is ranked 31,843^rd in the world and 948^th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.35 Bank.