The Republic of The cat and mouse game is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.917 billion cats and mouseses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient cat and mouse gamean economy, worth 930 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,464 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The cat and mouse game's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The cat and mouse game is ranked 146,959^th in the world and 2,559^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 134.5 cheeks per square mile.