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The Champions League

Population6.033 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Final of The Champions League is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.033 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,715 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 4,657th in the world and 69th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.83 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 260thMost Efficient Economies: 465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 506thMost Subsidized Industry: 603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 975thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,044thMost Inclusive: 1,192ndMost Developed: 1,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,352ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,438thMost Secular: 1,609thSmartest Citizens: 1,656thHealthiest Citizens: 1,711thRudest Citizens: 1,777thNicest Citizens: 1,782ndLargest Governments: 1,850thSafest: 1,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,301stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,149thHighest Average Incomes: 3,675thLargest Retail Industry: 3,911thMost Pacifist: 3,920thBest Weather: 4,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,374thLowest Crime Rates: 4,657thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,745thMost Cultured: 8,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,524thHighest Economic Output: 12,026thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,828thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,679thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,050thHighest Drug Use: 24,209th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 276 » Outer Sparta, St Scarlett, Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, Republic of Satherland, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maritzal, Baycanistan, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia and Crimea, Chronus, GanymedEuropa, Nardin, Regnum Italiae, Eritei, Imperium Anglorum, Super Happy Land, South St Maarten, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Nea Europa, Walfo, The Mongol Plain, Slavonia and Srijem, Lovisa, Trixeland, Dark Matter, Yahlia, Brakanistan, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, North of Americas, Prussian-Union, Wessex and Cornwall, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Weltbeherrschung, Northwest Isles, Ostermarch, Neuchateau, Destyntine, Thracia Republic, Umeria, ENOTRIA, The Fair Republic, Parliamentary Laramidia, Maanenland, The New Nordic Union, Ansington, Cherised Lands of Galicia, The Scandinavian Realm, Nuweland, and 226 others.Kalifer and Baska, IllyrianAlbania, Leranditale, Novabritannia, Falvaard, British Norklon, Wombelland, Lyallpur, Bareu, Puerto Thelosia, Kardjali, Germany Third Reich, Lieges, Purgatio, Chioganah, Soviet Taoistan, Soviet Krussia, Cytadela, Invernessia, Yoannes, Dauershire, Saiwania, Irminsulia, Durlia, Quentenia, Rotenstein, Evergreen Keys, An Clar, The-British-Isles, New Touraine, Jim the Baptist, Bohomo, Ausvelt, Domton, Monte Naranja, Aragonja, Shaor, Godefargen, Leszno, Someseni, Sloburg, Socialist Balkans, Monkistan, Feria-Alkaline, Boldia, Velosia, Carignanum, Stukilo, The Kingdom of Denmark, Weeddialvon, Norbarch, Nevelja, Toaddia, Thils, Migurson, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Savinecross, Greater Tomland, Rivierenland, Desibia, Canovium, Romana Imperium de Italia, Bombastion, Eastern Greenlands, Greater Albaina, Grodisze, Dannach, The Seven Provinces, Uldar Union, North Batica, Abject Ludicrosity, Martelon, Serbia-Macebonia, Lohika, Viktorias, Kamovia, Leiningerland, Demon666, Jahass, Mons Graupius, Maraleeri, Ventelia, Caoripp, East Carmania, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, Hunas, Rogueda, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Escalver, South Douninitia, Afandar, The Haven of Corporations, Antwerpen Apart, Jamesreich, The Oriental Empire, Sienkahn, Adamites, Bavira, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Athens But Better, Gerarvania, Stumphosse Res, Enway, The Great New Swiss, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Seims, Saint Pallas, Azitupia, Acaduil, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Armbruster, Meropis, Gor Kebab, Francitanie, Crestphalia, Bulgayria, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Exori Vis, Ostreia, The Young Ur, Socialist Benelux, Vostokian Union, Greater Icelandia, Cath Slar, Abalucia, Rawando, Kadict, Mallesia, Dorenstad, Great Hanover, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Estellan, Heermiinaa, Epistimi Evimeria, Skorvalia, The Union of Eurasian Federal Republics, Ashckar, Pinenses, Hverland, New Hevania, BETTER CANADA, Anskerdank, Turkenia, Corsovica, Libertandonien, Kanokla, The Great Owen, Titoist Yugoslavia, Wollaberg, San Guglielmo, Rhinowolf, Amicities, Zarulia, United Communes of Chile, Bluemerica, Tristinity, Heinsbergen, Anglo-Francios, The United England, South Whitica, Great New Sealand, New Roseland, The New Dawn Imperium, Corosky, Christian Terra, Kyrica, Mathuvan Union, Uzbek Khan, Deftern, Vachia, Catlania, Valtrona, Eski, Elania Kingdom, New Lorlshinialand, Kasmirna, Anglo-Bergany, Imperial Kaiserreich Germany, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Gluria, Sybacai, Othenhiem, Xhorvatska, Elskeda, Versylle, Linsenmitspaetzlistan, Greater Dragunovia, Nova Babilonia, Continental Social Democrats, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Berlin and Potsdam, Woschia, Yazakhastan, Mariannie, South Villotla, New Malita, New Rocland, Cannystan, Sebygang, Northwest North Dakota, Gelais, Gliesetonia, Kapka, Mega City 9, Jebatga, Slanautandervia, Poland Dominium, Phino, United Penguin States of Antarctica, Nuevo Europa, Kase, Lizberzand, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Brodeus, United Kingdoms of Scandinavia, The Albanian Provinces, Neurks Boodal, Sonnenstadt, and European Narrra.

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