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The Chariot

Population6.239 billion



The Waste of The Chariot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by waste with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.239 billion wastes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of waste. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient waste economy, worth 891 trillion wastes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 142,935 wastes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Chariot's national animal is the waste, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is waste.

The Chariot is ranked 249,666th in the world and 33rd in Lily for Most Stationary, with 3.25043541972 days.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,863rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,035thFattest Citizens: 2,072ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,160thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,175thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,704thMost Avoided: 2,789thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,306thMost Armed: 4,218thRudest Citizens: 5,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,712thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,040thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,090thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,967thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,098thHighest Average Incomes: 17,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,669thLargest Black Market: 21,560thHighest Economic Output: 24,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,921st
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

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