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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,068thMost Influential: 2,624thNudest: 3,281st
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Weed, Donut, Snow !
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Cold Northern North

Population723 million

CapitalWinterHell

CurrencyNorthern Dollar
AnimalGolden Goat

The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 723 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 91.2 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 126,080 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 26,783rd in the world and 1,396th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 77.5 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,068thTop
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Most Influential: 2,624thNudest: 3,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,379thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,424thMost Authoritarian: 6,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,559thMost Secular: 7,098thLowest Crime Rates: 7,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,024thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,104thLargest Governments: 10,838thHealthiest Citizens: 11,347thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,759thBest Weather: 13,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,990thSmartest Citizens: 16,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,417thHighest Average Incomes: 21,126thMost Extreme: 23,301st
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Nudest: 95th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 190th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 278th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 281st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 337th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 340th in the regionMost Secular: 388th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 431st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 459th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 522nd in the regionLargest Governments: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 629th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 675th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 695th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 754th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 765th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 780th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 790th in the regionBest Weather: 809th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 826th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 836th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 856th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 864th in the regionMost Influential: 874th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 876th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 899th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 930th in the region

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