The Republic of The Conservative American Federation is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 82 million Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.
The thriving Conservative American Federationian economy, worth 6.51 trillion Conservative Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,366 Conservative Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government loves seeing the little people fight, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and colonial subjects have Conservative American Federationian culture shoved down their throats. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Conservative American Federation's national animal is the Bald Eagle.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Conservative American Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, colonial subjects have Conservative American Federationian culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : The Conservative American Federation was endorsed by The Realm of Yohannes.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, military training in The Conservative American Federation emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
- : Following new legislation in The Conservative American Federation, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : The Conservative American Federation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 00000 A World Power".
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