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The Crags of Tel-naeir

Population6.328 billion

Faith🔯 Atheism

Currency📀 scale
Animal🌿 drogon

The Slightly Airborne Land of The Crags of Tel-naeir is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oromis with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.328 billion Tel'naeirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceunon. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tel'naeirian economy, worth 607 trillion 📀 scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,047 📀 scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oromis always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Crags of Tel-naeir's national animal is the 🌿 drogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🔯 Atheism.

The Crags of Tel-naeir is ranked 13,320th in the world and 2nd in The United States of Greater BlatterLand for Highest Food Quality, scoring 137.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,914thMost Pacifist: 4,279thBest Weather: 4,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,771stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,264thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,074thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,750thSafest: 8,007thNicest Citizens: 8,131stMost Developed: 8,242ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,153rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,627thLowest Crime Rates: 13,173rdHighest Food Quality: 13,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,539thMost Devout: 15,392ndMost Inclusive: 16,550thMost Cultured: 18,372ndLargest Governments: 18,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,189th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

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