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Largest Information Technology Sector: 104thMost Secular: 173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd
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The Crimean Enclave

Population9.968 billion

CapitalSimferopol
LeaderMaster

CurrencyRuble
AnimalDolphin

The Democratic Republic of The Crimean Enclave is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Master with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.968 billion Crimean Enclaveans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simferopol. The average income tax rate is 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean Enclavean economy, worth a remarkable 3,115 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,544 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Crimean Enclave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Crimean Enclave is ranked 2,500th in the world and 8th in International Democratic Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 164,133.3 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 104thMost Secular: 173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 302ndHealthiest Citizens: 477thHighest Disposable Incomes: 637thMost Developed: 643rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 730thLongest Average Lifespans: 740thSmartest Citizens: 812thRudest Citizens: 1,552ndSafest: 1,565thHighest Average Incomes: 1,720thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,761stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,222ndTop
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Most Cultured: 2,407thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,440thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,500thMost Influential: 2,890thLargest Retail Industry: 3,390thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,608thHighest Economic Output: 3,759thBest Weather: 3,937thLowest Crime Rates: 3,965thMost Efficient Economies: 4,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,274thMost Inclusive: 4,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,020thMost Pacifist: 5,135thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,185thLargest Governments: 8,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,529thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,242ndMost Stationary: 19,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,004th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Crimean Enclave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : The Crimean Enclave was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, Master's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : The Crimean Enclave voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Military Identification Tag Act".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the world still seems flat to some people in space.

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