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Largest Information Technology Sector: 84thMost Secular: 257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rd
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The Crimean Enclave

Population12.018 billion

CapitalSimferopol
LeaderMaster

CurrencyRuble
AnimalDolphin

The Democratic Republic of The Crimean Enclave is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.018 billion Crimean Enclaveans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simferopol. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean Enclavean economy, worth a remarkable 3,832 trillion Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 318,918 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Crimean Enclave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Crimean Enclave is ranked 13,350th in the world and 13th in International Democratic Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,381.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 84thMost Secular: 257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rdHealthiest Citizens: 424thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 490thHighest Disposable Incomes: 557thMost Developed: 568thLongest Average Lifespans: 644thSmartest Citizens: 710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,042ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,234thRudest Citizens: 1,406thMost Cultured: 1,614thHighest Average Incomes: 1,735thSafest: 1,805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,101stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,305thTop
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Most Influential: 2,632ndMost Inclusive: 2,934thHighest Economic Output: 3,251stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,268thBest Weather: 3,282ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,599thMost Pacifist: 4,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,469thLowest Crime Rates: 5,508thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,620thMost Efficient Economies: 5,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,636thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,268thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,916thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,350thMost Stationary: 16,410thNicest Citizens: 18,921st
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Crimean Enclave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in The Crimean Enclave.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.

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