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Most Primitive: 95thMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rdHighest Crime Rates: 286th
The Delegate Ejector of
Left-Leaning College State
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
High Priest Howard Phillips
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

Population4.82 billion

CapitalNew Rlyeh
LeaderHigh Priest Howard Phillips
FaithThe Cthulhu Cult

Currencycthulheon
Animalcuttlefish

The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Priest Howard Phillips with an even hand, and remarkable for its feral children, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.82 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 870 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,613 cthulheons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,478 per year while the poor average 34,944, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

The roads are virtually falling apart, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the price of freedom is about half a million cthulheons, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 207,881st in the world and 8,919th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -18.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Primitive: 95thMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rdHighest Crime Rates: 286thMost Armed: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 321stMost Devout: 352ndRudest Citizens: 497thLargest Retail Industry: 629thFattest Citizens: 660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 778thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 856thMost Influential: 1,036thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,140thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,448thMost Avoided: 1,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,913thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,600thLargest Black Market: 3,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,571stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,999thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,425thHighest Average Incomes: 8,319thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,670thHighest Drug Use: 12,020thMost Cultured: 14,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,594thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,671stHighest Economic Output: 19,355th
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Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionMost Cultured: 362nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 466th in the regionMost Stationary: 557th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 615th in the regionNudest: 647th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 813th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 885th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 215 » Kampf Empire, British Calradia, Arkantis, Riveraland, Talitoa, United China Nation, Drunken Seal Islands, Wizardonia, Elejamie, Taurora, Adolanta, Axdel, The Soviet Space Commie Union, The Empire of Rijelv, Neruch, Osterreich und Ungarn, Stellar Colonies, Tshana, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kaigi, Dark Edgyness, H-Zhena, Unger under over, VW53Aland, ReeK, New Birblands, Goodnamesarerare, Norport, Qui sequuntur somnia, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, Mundiferrum, AngusEssa, Chria Deau, Cameronia Excellentia, Layngderfleethe, Kilkire, Kucia, Kalaratri, Trimmania, Kario and Nix, Chols Worithopia, Imperial Akatsuki, Constructbegin, Bai Lung, Hizuru, Impia Aghte, and 165 others.Lanagon, Chubaka, Headpat Central, Federated States of Zootron, Broengtopia, Davinhia, Monezambique, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wersh, The Solar Ottomans, Swiftwhiskers, Aeljae, Roliganistan, Sericena, Stanisiti, The Buckeye States, CheeseBurrito, Adavan, New Bradenia Ghost, Bakaworld, Kublam, Kelsyth, Enlil, Ridann, Lyontisia, Pekweng, Dreamersistan, Hokolokia, Our Gods, Mer Dieu, Socialist Holy American Empire, Seri Tai Republic, Abadong, Freedom Fascists, Slonful, Akorial, Am Echad, Slys Paws, Nifalembria Zamingstan, The Underwood Industrial Empire, New Leganes, Zang0, Solis Ortis, Reftaria, Kagorg Bra Corna, Bullpups, Joundia, Kangarawa, Tuvaltastan, Mastariere, The island of Kiria, Propwash, Sansangra, Blobbo, The Romanum Legio, Pengnia, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, Bytes, Kriov, Liberstankonia, Plazland, New Terabithia, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, Styklelilere, Pijonla, La xinga, Iodinia, Under Upper Antartica, Matdor, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Cantonese Union, Brethren, Hobbesistan, Asendavia, Wallenburg, Kyrloth, Wiranath, Kelssek, Dracacre, Sen Jast, Enou, Marrabuk, Barfleur, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Someseni, Martonica, CopyCato, Evrigenis, East Malaysia, Rainbow Vests, Eagas, Freedomindia, Dratava, Monix, A Slanted Black Stripe, Interdimensional Waifus, The Three States of Fortuna, Stumptopia, Monteconstance, Todd McCloud, Sycona, Habsburg-Lorriane, Acronis, ArenaC, Zukchiva, France Occidentale, FreedomIand, Modra, Republic of New India, Bermadia, Quartzland, A mean old man, Tretrid, Ripsylvania, Schrebia, Staynes, Libertanny, Lingu, Coruh, Azureano, Distro-Spartica, Raunch, East Shire, Technocratic Tagalog, The Death Syndicate, The Militarius Imperium, Rohanland, Cobersis, Lanwa, The Free States of Strattonia, Eastern Alksearia, Quinto Piano, BuciLand, Moszce-Walvard, Peoples Republic of GG, Under Sea Desert, Roissyland, Virgoliaendorses, Jakubonia, Vaskeden, The Eternal Land of Jong, Khadah, Eudinity, Mays Austrian Nation, Woodsind, Tseriesiscoming, Aivintis, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Greater New Cassandra, Sokala, Oofery, TM-Jesselton, Flench, Filipopol, Quail Empire, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, and The Atlae Isles.

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