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Most Primitive: 100thMost Ignorant Citizens: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 292nd
The Delegate Ejector of
Left-Leaning College State
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Howard Phillips is gonna die soon
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The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

Population5.31 billion

CapitalNew Rlyeh
LeaderHoward Phillips is gonna die soon
FaithThe Cthulhu Cult


The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Howard Phillips is gonna die soon with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.31 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 962 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,227 cthulheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, warning signs caution Cthulhu Cultists where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 11,245th in the world and 344th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 97,576.11 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 100thMost Ignorant Citizens: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 292ndMost Armed: 321stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 341stMost Devout: 347thRudest Citizens: 570thLargest Retail Industry: 597thFattest Citizens: 648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 815thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 931stMost Influential: 1,152ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,817thMost Avoided: 1,862ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,370thHighest Drug Use: 2,901stLargest Black Market: 3,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,761stHighest Average Incomes: 8,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,245thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,154thMost Cultured: 14,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,497thHighest Economic Output: 17,796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,685thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,025th
Most Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 259th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 380th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 421st in the regionLargest Populations: 424th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionMost Stationary: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 516th in the regionNudest: 650th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 837th in the region

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