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Most Primitive: 99thMost Ignorant Citizens: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 310th
The Delegate Ejector of
Left-Leaning College State
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Howard Phillips is gonna die soon
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The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

Population5.968 billion

CapitalNew Rlyeh
LeaderHoward Phillips is gonna die soon
FaithThe Cthulhu Cult


The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Howard Phillips is gonna die soon with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.968 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,470 cthulheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and visions of giant pink cuttlefish are a common side effect after Cthulhu Cultists eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 230,639th in the world and 8,764th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 7.82 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 99thMost Ignorant Citizens: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 310thMost Armed: 338thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 360thMost Devout: 364thLargest Retail Industry: 591stRudest Citizens: 647thFattest Citizens: 672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 860thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,382ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,476thMost Influential: 1,522ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,757thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,857thMost Avoided: 1,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,254thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,032ndHighest Drug Use: 3,394thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,527thHighest Average Incomes: 8,379thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,946thMost Cultured: 14,682ndHighest Economic Output: 16,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,003rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,593rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,679th
Most Armed: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 231st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 386th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 394th in the regionLargest Populations: 395th in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 543rd in the regionNudest: 704th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 746th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 863rd in the region

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