The Zagaswe'idiwin of The Daeldo Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.934 billion Daeldo Empireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daeldotopia. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Daeldo Empirean economy, worth 171 trillion Ballsars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 88,451 Ballsars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, students do more community service than homework, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Daeldo Empire's national animal is the Daeldo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular-By-Law.

The Daeldo Empire is ranked 277,492^nd in the world and 5,647^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -181.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.