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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 768th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,302nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,757th
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The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

Population4.839 billion

LeaderDerperor Waffle

CurrencyRandom Ransom

The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Derperor Waffle with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.839 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth 962 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 198,862 Random Ransoms, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, visions of giant pink Yeediots are a common side effect after Derpians eat their meals, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 8,641st in the world and 500th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 87.91 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,302ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,757thRudest Citizens: 2,022ndMost Influential: 2,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,334thLargest Retail Industry: 4,338thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,521stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,748thHighest Average Incomes: 5,827thMost Inclusive: 6,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,078thSmartest Citizens: 6,164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,924thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,246thTop
Most Developed: 8,641stMost Secular: 8,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,462ndLargest Governments: 11,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,896thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,901stNudest: 13,444thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,534thHighest Economic Output: 15,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,628th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 223rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 280th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 319th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Inclusive: 370th in the regionNudest: 431st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 437th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 451st in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 482nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 482nd in the regionMost Developed: 500th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 526th in the regionLargest Governments: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 682nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 752nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 837th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 866th in the region

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