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The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

Population6.326 billion

LeaderDerperor Yeetdius

CurrencyRandom Ransom

The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Derperor Yeetdius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.326 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 201,449 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the Derpinean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 157,924th in the world and 6,796th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 22.94173531728 Days.

Most Influential: 1,482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,000thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,895thMost Efficient Economies: 3,901stLargest Retail Industry: 4,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,232ndSmartest Citizens: 5,836thHighest Average Incomes: 6,175thMost Inclusive: 6,233rdMost Developed: 7,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,285thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,978thMost Secular: 10,213thTop
Nudest: 10,929thLargest Governments: 11,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,442ndHighest Economic Output: 12,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,224thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,760th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 226th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 375th in the regionNudest: 397th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 403rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 418th in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 451st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 468th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 482nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 522nd in the regionMost Secular: 545th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 579th in the regionMost Influential: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 642nd in the regionLargest Populations: 806th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 829th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 943rd in the region

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