The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Derperor Waffle with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.839 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth 962 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 198,862 Random Ransoms, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, visions of giant pink Yeediots are a common side effect after Derpians eat their meals, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, visions of giant pink Yeediots are a common side effect after Derpians eat their meals.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness endorsed The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Derperor Waffle's office.
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