Population | 11.216 billion |
Capital | Detroit |
Faith | Hockey |
Currency | pound |
Animal | tiger |
The Hockey Team of The Detroit Red Wings is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.216 billion Detroit Red Wingsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Detroit Red Wingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,866 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Detroit Red Wings's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hockey.
The Detroit Red Wings is ranked 13,641st in the world and 144th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,887.6756668868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The People's Socialist Republic of Urgabah, killing 499 million zombies.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The People's Socialist Republic of Urgabah, killing 1,926 million zombies.
- : The Detroit Red Wings was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Furutani Shrine of Hertfordshire and Jammbo, killing 681 million zombies.