The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.185 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,030 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,303 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, parents dread their examinations more than their children, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 288,666^th in the world and 5,072^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.