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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,706thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,765th
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The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order

Population10.82 billion

CapitalDeus Ex Machina
LeaderPrimeval Juniper Appleblossom

Animalhoney badger

The Technocracy of The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Primeval Juniper Appleblossom with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.82 billion Orderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deus Ex Machina. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,990 trillion primes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,961 primes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Deus Ex Machina, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown. The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order is ranked 153,754th in the world and 91st in International Democratic Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 122.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,706thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,765thMost Cultured: 2,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,281stMost Inclusive: 2,329thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,485thMost Developed: 2,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,876thNicest Citizens: 2,916thMost Pacifist: 3,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,793rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,351stSafest: 4,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,593rdMost Influential: 4,902ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,158thLargest Governments: 6,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,841stHighest Economic Output: 8,377thHighest Average Incomes: 8,542ndMost Secular: 8,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,659thLowest Crime Rates: 10,975thNudest: 11,735thTop
Most Stationary: 14,573rdBest Weather: 15,565thHighest Drug Use: 15,687thHealthiest Citizens: 20,827th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the region

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