The Eternal Land of The Eternal Land of Jong is a huge, safe nation, ruled by el Magnifico with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 925 million Jongii hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dojgeong City. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jongian economy, worth 88.1 trillion jungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,270 jungs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and El Magnifico has just been declared ruler of The Eternal Land of Jong in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Land of Jong's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Land of Jong is ranked 23,749^th in the world and 765^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 66,199.36 Standard Monetary Units.