The Eternal Land of The Eternal Land of Jong is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by el Magnifico with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.592 billion Jongii enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dojgeong City. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jongian economy, worth 141 trillion jungs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,810 jungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in The Eternal Land of Jong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Land of Jong's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Eternal Land of Jong is ranked 24,978^th in the world and 793^rd in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,281.26 Tourists Per Hour.