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Highest Poor Incomes: 77thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Victory, or Death!
General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Eurasian SFSR

Population10.763 billion

CapitalNovosochigrad
LeaderGeneral Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko
FaithCult of Personality

CurrencyMakhno Stamp
AnimalSiberian Brown Bear

The Dictatorship of The Eurasian SFSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.763 billion Novyya Rossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosochigrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian SFSRian economy, worth a remarkable 6,277 trillion Makhno Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 583,228 Makhno Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, Bambi has been banned, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eurasian SFSR's national animal is the Siberian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

The Eurasian SFSR is ranked 14,560th in the world and 2nd in Eurasia for Most Stationary, with 1,802.79493648828 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 77thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 122ndMost Patriotic: 185thHighest Average Incomes: 234thLargest Mining Sector: 262ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 310thLargest Black Market: 374thLargest Insurance Industry: 500thLowest Crime Rates: 524thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 745thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 780thLargest Governments: 988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,314thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,546thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,575thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,194thHighest Economic Output: 2,215thMost Developed: 2,523rdSmartest Citizens: 2,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,812thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,968thMost Efficient Economies: 4,010thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,857thMost Conservative: 4,937thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,938thMost Authoritarian: 8,066thMost Secular: 8,083rdRudest Citizens: 9,799thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,679thMost Influential: 14,062ndMost Stationary: 14,560thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,834thMost Income Equality: 27,772nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, atheists are heavily taxed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
  • : The Eurasian SFSR voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Eurasian SFSR as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.

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