Population | 10.763 billion |
Capital | Novosochigrad |
Leader | General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko |
Faith | Cult of Personality |
Currency | Makhno Stamp |
Animal | Siberian Brown Bear |
The Dictatorship of The Eurasian SFSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.763 billion Novyya Rossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosochigrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Eurasian SFSRian economy, worth a remarkable 6,277 trillion Makhno Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 583,228 Makhno Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, Bambi has been banned, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eurasian SFSR's national animal is the Siberian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.
The Eurasian SFSR is ranked 14,560th in the world and 2nd in Eurasia for Most Stationary, with 1,802.79493648828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, atheists are heavily taxed.
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, Bambi has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
- : The Eurasian SFSR voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Eurasian SFSR as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko's portrait.
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : Following new legislation in The Eurasian SFSR, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.