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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,350th
The Everybody Do the Mess Around of
Democratic Socialists
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The Fascist-Free Lands

Population18.385 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderHe who must not be named

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The Everybody Do the Mess Around of The Fascist-Free Lands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by He who must not be named with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.385 billion Fascist-Free Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The powerhouse Fascist-Free Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,113 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, it is illegal to liberate slaves, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown. The Fascist-Free Lands's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Fascist-Free Lands is ranked 184,360th in the world and 2nd in The Union of Nations Against Fascism for Most Avoided, scoring 0.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,350thMost Stationary: 1,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,782ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,921stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,404thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,868thNicest Citizens: 5,977thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,085thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,308thLargest Governments: 7,807thMost Pacifist: 7,814thLargest Populations: 7,877thHighest Economic Output: 8,279thSafest: 8,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,716thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,936thHealthiest Citizens: 13,350thBest Weather: 13,981stMost Influential: 15,935thSmartest Citizens: 16,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,055th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Fascist-Free Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, He who must not be named's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : The Fascist-Free Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, the dartboard at the Fascist-Free Landsian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of He who must not be named's face.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fascist-Free Lands, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".

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