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Most Secular: 361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,224th
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The Fascist Technocracy of North Amerika

Population9.993 billion

LeaderHakai Taitei


The Unified Mesozoic Conclave of The Fascist Technocracy of North Amerika is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hakai Taitei with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.993 billion Fascists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trypticon. The average income tax rate is 12.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fascio economy, worth a remarkable 2,248 trillion Fasceses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,043 Fasceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fascist Technocracy of North Amerika's national animal is the Godzillasaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Fascist Technocracy of North Amerika is ranked 46,190th in the world and 19th in Fifth Empire for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.98 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Secular: 361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,224thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,404thMost Armed: 1,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,805thNudest: 2,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,072ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,360thLargest Black Market: 2,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,003rdMost Cultured: 3,328thHighest Average Incomes: 4,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,756thRudest Citizens: 4,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,079thHighest Economic Output: 6,198thMost Developed: 6,449thSmartest Citizens: 7,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,985thTop
Most Influential: 12,018thMost Efficient Economies: 12,700thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,860thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,873rdLargest Governments: 15,164thMost Stationary: 15,888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,610thLargest Retail Industry: 16,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,640th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Phoenik and Brazika.

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