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Most Devout: 1,110thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,360th
The Hallowed Paragon of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lumi on värjätty punaisella verellä.
Influence
Apprentice
Councillor of Role Play
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Finno-Estonian Empire

Population2.138 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderJohannes Mannerheim
FaithThe Pantheon of Eight

Currencymarkka
Animalgrey wolf

The Hallowed Paragon of The Finno-Estonian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johannes Mannerheim with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.138 billion Empiricals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirical economy, worth 340 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,281 markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, skateparks can be found in every city, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Finno-Estonian Empire's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Pantheon of Eight.

The Finno-Estonian Empire is ranked 55,516th in the world and 89th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Economic Output, with 340 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 1,110thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,360thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,615thLargest Governments: 3,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,108thMost Influential: 4,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,501stBest Weather: 5,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,286thMost Inclusive: 6,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,978thMost Cultured: 7,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,585thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,693rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,044thLowest Crime Rates: 9,448thMost Efficient Economies: 11,943rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,803rdSmartest Citizens: 13,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,318thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,288thMost Developed: 21,117th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : The Finno-Estonian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finno-Estonian Empire, the elderly are killed softly with a song.

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