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The Finntopian Empire

Population2.038 billion

CapitalMonkey city
FaithRobe-ism

CurrencyFinn dalla
Animalmonkey

The 🅱️⭕⭕𝓴 $ⓜ️🅰️️t 🎏🅰️️🇹$ of The Finntopian Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.038 billion finntopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey city. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth 184 trillion Finn dallas a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,575 Finn dallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Robe-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 234,735th in the world and 3rd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Fattest Citizens, with 4.44 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,729thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,876thBest Weather: 3,143rdMost Inclusive: 3,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,800thMost Pacifist: 5,850thNicest Citizens: 6,903rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,990thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,197thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,246thHealthiest Citizens: 8,275thMost Secular: 11,376thMost Developed: 11,925thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,020thSmartest Citizens: 14,302ndMost Cultured: 15,398thMost Efficient Economies: 19,458th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Finntopian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, books are so highly regarded in The Finntopian Empire that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.

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