The Haitian Revolutionaries of The Free Black Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aaron Cuabenne with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.309 billion Haitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-au-Prince. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion livres a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 194,303 livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

National robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes, Port-au-Prince has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Black Republic's national animal is the Hispaniolan trogon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haitian Voodoo.

The Free Black Republic is ranked 305,586^th in the world and 40^th in Pecan Sandies for Most Secular, with 3.65 Atheism Rate.