Population | 6.847 billion |
Capital | Levette |
Leader | Claude Coulomb |
Faith | Reformed Prospuntianism |
Currency | Free Franc |
Animal | Gallic Rooster |
The Democratic People's Republic of The Free France is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Claude Coulomb with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.847 billion Free Frenchmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levette. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Free French economy, worth 767 trillion Free Francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,122 Free Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free France's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Prospuntianism.
The Free France is ranked 253,568th in the world and 8,210th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 17.51298879168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Free France's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Free France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Free France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : The Free France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Free France's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : The Free France was refounded in Balder.
- : The Free France ceased to exist in Balder.
- : The Free France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Free France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : The Free France's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".