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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,210thMost Influential: 2,086thNudest: 3,761st
The Supreme Chancellorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Okay (b-word), Weezer and it's Weezy.
Rivers Cuomo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Frickbarn

Population1.473 billion

CapitalWeezer City
LeaderRivers Cuomo
FaithWeezism

Currencyvirgin point
AnimalWeezer

The Supreme Chancellorship of The Frickbarn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rivers Cuomo with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.473 billion Weezer Fans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weezer City. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Weezish economy, worth 83.5 trillion virgin points a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 56,659 virgin points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, Weezism has been named as The Frickbarn's national religion, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frickbarn's national animal is the Weezer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Weezism.

The Frickbarn is ranked 200,643rd in the world and 8,821st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 2,086thNudest: 3,761stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,900thMost Primitive: 7,115thMost Authoritarian: 8,655thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,848thMost Conservative: 10,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,331stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,629thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,616thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,972ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,968thLargest Black Market: 16,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,036thBest Weather: 19,218th
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Nudest: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 273rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Primitive: 403rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 470th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 471st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 537th in the regionLargest Black Market: 558th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 565th in the regionMost Conservative: 567th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Influential: 721st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 798th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 836th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 861st in the regionMost Extreme: 868th in the region

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