The Theocracy of The GCC Wolverines is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Lou Tullio with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.088 billion Grovers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grove City. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The strong GCC Wolverinesian economy, worth 876 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,677 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, saying "don't do anything that Lou Tullio wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and protestors are soaking piles of dollars in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. The GCC Wolverines's national animal is the wolverine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christian Scientist.

The GCC Wolverines is ranked 196,006^th in the world and 11^th in Pennsylvania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.05 law-abiding acts per hour.