Population | 35.487 billion |
Capital | Magna Polis |
Leader | Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith |
Faith | Federal Orthodox Church of Christ |
Currency | Federal Credit |
Animal | Great Horned Owl |
The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.487 billion Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Polis. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Grand World Orderian economy, worth an astonishing 15,480 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 436,222 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Grand World Order's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Federal Orthodox Church of Christ.
The Grand World Order is ranked 41,971st in the world and 477th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,051.50070203912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
- : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : The Grand World Order's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : The Grand World Order published "Miscellaneous Facts" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, rubber stamp emojis are the new craze.