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Largest Insurance Industry: 120thSafest: 218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250th
The Fascist Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Omne Ensis Impera; Deus Vult
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand World Order

Population35.487 billion

CapitalMagna Polis
LeaderGrand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith
FaithFederal Orthodox Church of Christ

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalGreat Horned Owl

The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.487 billion Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Polis. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand World Orderian economy, worth an astonishing 15,480 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 436,222 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Grand World Order's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Federal Orthodox Church of Christ.

The Grand World Order is ranked 41,971st in the world and 477th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,051.50070203912 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 120thSafest: 218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 256thHighest Economic Output: 295thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 321stLowest Crime Rates: 354thLargest Mining Sector: 381stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 659thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 713thHighest Average Incomes: 780thHighest Poor Incomes: 949thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,121stMost Armed: 1,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,152ndMost Patriotic: 1,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,461stLargest Governments: 1,485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,523rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,070thLargest Populations: 2,453rdTop
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Most Avoided: 3,391stMost Efficient Economies: 3,439thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,752ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,280thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,559thLargest Retail Industry: 7,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,094thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,911thMost Secular: 17,052ndSmartest Citizens: 18,409thMost Developed: 20,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,410thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,840thMost Authoritarian: 28,184th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 211th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 231st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 331st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 335th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 349th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 371st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 371st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 392nd in the regionMost Stationary: 477th in the regionMost Influential: 515th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 520th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 738th in the regionRudest Citizens: 876th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 898th in the regionMost Secular: 1,035th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : The Grand World Order's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : The Grand World Order published "Miscellaneous Facts" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, rubber stamp emojis are the new craze.

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