The Commie Empire of The Great Park is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Executive Proleteriat with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 10.766 billion Loyal Subjects are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Notch. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Loyal Subject economy, worth 959 trillion Centrals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 89,165 Centrals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, foreign leaders are advising that The Executive Proleteriat's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Park's national animal is the Hippocampus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Park is ranked 22,928^th in the world and 1,484^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.43 law-abiding acts per hour.