The United Chinese Republic of The Greater China is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Xai Zhou Kwen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.378 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Greater China economy, worth 365 trillion Renminbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,519 Renminbis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, and the The Greater China Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greater China's national animal is the Panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Greater China is ranked 129,585^th in the world and 48^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.78 law-abiding acts per hour.