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"YOU ... ARE A TERRIBLY REAL THING IN A TERRIBLY REAL WORLD, AND THAT, I BELIEVE, IS WHY YOU ARE IN SO MUCH PAIN."
— EMILIE AUTUMN, The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls.



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WELCOME, WELCOME, MY DARKLING READERS, OR WE SAY IN OUR NATIONAL—IF NOT ARTIFICIAL AND A BIT OF FAUX—DIALECT,
"SUS B0SS".


ANYWAYS, CONGRATULATIONS ON STUMBLING ON THIS MOST BEAUTIFULLY-MADE MASTER FACTBOOK OF THE GREATER GOTHIC EMPIRE'S DISPATCHES.
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