The Commonwealth of The Greater Springs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Proud Leader© with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.11 billion Lizzes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Springs Super Fun Park World®. The average income tax rate is 30.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lizz economy, worth 51.4 trillion Dunës a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,271 Dunës, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, The Proud Leader© has just been declared ruler of The Greater Springs in an international press conference, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime is almost non-existent. The Greater Springs's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Greater Springs is ranked 147,843^rd in the world and 151^st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Economic Output, with 51.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.