The Diplomatic Empire of The Green Blade is a huge, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 664 million Green Bladeballs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metal Point. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The thriving Green Bladean economy, worth 64.9 trillion rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,795 rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Green Blade's national animal is the mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Green Blade is ranked 119,209^th in the world and 5,137^th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 9.84 Prayers Per Hour.