The Everlasting Republic of The Green Blade is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Green Bladeball with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.708 billion Green Bladeballs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metal Point. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Green Bladean economy, worth 366 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,857 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Green Blade's national animal is the mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is h.

The Green Blade is ranked 14,849^th in the world and 438^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,504.7 Tourists Per Hour.