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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stFattest Citizens: 50thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51st
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Motto
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Green Dragon Brewery

Population6.353 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of The Green Dragon Brewery is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.353 billion Green Dragon Breweryians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Education not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Green Dragon Breweryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 272,217 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,747,731 per year while the poor average 17,244, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, surveillance cameras are banned, the Green Dragon Breweryian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Green Dragon Brewery's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Green Dragon Brewery is ranked 50,807th in the world and 6th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Stationary, with 886.39084243172 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stFattest Citizens: 50thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stHighest Drug Use: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 141stMost Avoided: 150thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 221stMost Rebellious Youth: 225thMost Armed: 311thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 407thMost Efficient Economies: 421stMost Subsidized Industry: 621stMost Corrupt Governments: 693rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 753rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 837thHighest Disposable Incomes: 859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 967thMost Primitive: 1,126thRudest Citizens: 1,226thLargest Mining Sector: 1,782ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,146thHighest Average Incomes: 4,026thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,719thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,718thMost Secular: 12,705thLargest Retail Industry: 14,473rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,983rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,761stLargest Governments: 26,935th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, the Green Dragon Breweryian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : The Green Dragon Brewery was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.

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