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Highest Poor Incomes: 323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th
The Managed Democracy of
Libertarian Police State
Within the Ice, A Fire Burns
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
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The Greenlandic North

Population8.512 billion

CapitalRnesspo
LeaderGuđdómleg Hátign Jorja I
FaithChurch of Sedna

CurrencyNorthern Greenlandic Coin
AnimalLemming

The Managed Democracy of The Greenlandic North is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.512 billion Northern Gronlandics are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Gronlandics economy, worth a remarkable 3,836 trillion Northern Greenlandic Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,667 Northern Greenlandic Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, commemoration of the Great Saint Helene War costs almost as much as the war itself, the World Managed Democracy Games have been won again by The Greenlandic North as no other country cares enough to compete, and the media seems excessively interested in what Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Sedna.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 176,395th in the world and 48th in Saint Helene for Most Stationary, with 87.04405540288 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 430thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446thLargest Retail Industry: 593rdHighest Average Incomes: 698thLargest Black Market: 802ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 819thMost Patriotic: 935thMost Efficient Economies: 1,176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,614thLargest Governments: 1,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,794thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,676thMost Cultured: 4,070thRudest Citizens: 4,121stHighest Economic Output: 5,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,341stHighest Food Quality: 5,419thLargest Mining Sector: 5,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,776thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,870thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,970thMost Avoided: 6,370thMost Developed: 6,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,879thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,029thSmartest Citizens: 8,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,929thTop
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Most Armed: 15,114thNudest: 19,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,124th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the region

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