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Most Devout: 852ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,397thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,276th
The Holy See And Godly Empire of
Father Knows Best State
A welshman and a priest walks in to a bar
Emperor Bomba Tomba XIV
Minister Of Defence & Minister Of Labour
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Grey Isles

Population1.167 billion

CapitalPort Wellhholm
LeaderEmperor Bomba Tomba XIV

AnimalThe Grey Eagle

The Holy See And Godly Empire of The Grey Isles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Bomba Tomba XIV with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.167 billion Grey Islesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Wellhholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Grey Islesian economy, worth 133 trillion Kronors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,364 Kronors, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,827 per year while the poor average 26,299, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Grey Isles's national animal is the The Grey Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

The Grey Isles is ranked 145,997th in the world and 44th in Lasagna for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.26 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Devout: 852ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,397thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,276thLargest Retail Industry: 6,468thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,834thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,169thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,926thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,157thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,192ndMost Cultured: 15,322ndMost Avoided: 15,679thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,566th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the region

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